“What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she is doing”
“Did you seriously memorize that entire thing”

“Finding stuff in my backpack is as hard as finding nemo”

“I wanna be on Miley Cyrus’ twerking team”

“Hey man can I borrow a few quarters?”

“Sure, how many?”

“200”

“Hey the print on these napkins are really cute”

“Thanks that was so napkind of you to say”